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[fun] women's english , Rafael_3D 25/01/08 19:39
WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.
15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

Gdy niesprawiedliwość staje się prawem, bunt jest obowiązkiem.

good one , Pawelec 25/01/08 20:56
tylko skrypt boarda %$^#%@wamać
Tom Drwal
LAS Ltd.
1. apropo tych znaczków: , Morgoth 25/01/08 21:25
  http://tentacle.gildia.info/...c/1164199268694.jpg ;-)))
  1. polska jezyk trudna jezyk , Pawelec 25/01/08 22:16
    iso, panie, iso.
    Tom Drwal
    LAS Ltd.
  2. ooooooooooo , JaroMi 25/01/08 23:15
    djazd :D hehehe no doprawdy <rotfl>
    w tym cała bida, ze go nie za bardzo
    widać...
  3. hmm , bartek_mi 25/01/08 23:40
    wypas
    dzisiaj jest jutrzejszym wczoraj
  4. a chłop się po prostu... , PrzeM 25/01/08 23:54
    ...Drożdż nazywał... :)
    PrzeM
    
    above the mind - powered by meat...
  5. swietne :) , atay 26/01/08 01:14
    123
    _- Atay -_