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1. zajefajne :D , OzA 9/05/05 17:34
   rasdwaczy

   I sniffed Coke...
   but the ice cubes
   got stuck in my nose

2. hehehe , sakooL 9/05/05 17:36
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3. hmm , Dygnitarz/Wiche 9/05/05 17:55
   Skoro dajemy starocie, to:
   
   Where do you find 60million French jokes?
   - In France.
   
   The French have just ordered a new national flag.
   - It's a white cross on a white background.
   
   What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
   You can make soldiers out of toast.
   
   What is the first thing you are taught when joining the
   French army? To say "I surrender" in German.
   
   What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
   The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells
   better.
   
   When East and West Germany got back together there were
   talks to relocate the capital city . . . back to Paris.
   
   Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris?
   Because every time they go off, people start trying to surrender.
   
   What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French
   World Cup squad?
   A Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup.

   "Dziękuję niebu, że we wszystkich
   swoich instynktach pozostałem Polakiem."
   Friedrich Nietzsche

   1. fajne... , Diablodk 9/05/05 18:32
      ... i angielskiego można poćwiczyć.
      
      Ktoś tu Francji i Francuzów nie lubi. :]

   2. z tą , Auror 9/05/05 19:26
      stolicą w Paryżu zabija :]

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      1. no to jeszcze kilka "francuskich" :) , Dygnitarz/Wiche 9/05/05 20:13
         Q: Why are the French so afraid of war?
         A: You would be too if you never won one in your history.
         
         "French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too
         soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them
         how to surrender properly."
         —Jay Leno
         
         Jacques Chirac telephones George Bush with a frantic plea for
         help…”Mr. President, we have been informed by our scientists that a
         giant meteor is headed straight for French, and unless something is
         done, it will strike France in 8 hours and completely destroy our
         country! Please help us by aiming all of your ballistic missiles at it
         to help us eliminate this threat before it’s too late!!”
         You are President Bush, what do you do?
         A) Stay up late and watch it happen on TV.
         B) Tape it and watch it in the morning.
         
         Q: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
         A: More sand.
         Q: How do you stop a French tank?
         A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
         
         Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
         A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant!
         
         Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
         A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers.
         
         i ostatni:
         - "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
         Jacques Chirac, President of France.
         - "As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush Limbaugh
         
         Łi, łi, łi ja kochać fhansję, fhansuzów i fhansuski ;)

         "Dziękuję niebu, że we wszystkich
         swoich instynktach pozostałem Polakiem."
         Friedrich Nietzsche

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1. eee tam... , Pawelec 10/05/05 12:43
   najważniejszy element czołgu to skrzynia biegów - jeden do przodu cztery do tyłu...

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