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3 opowiastki z życia (ang.) , Marcinex 13/04/04 12:35
real life :))
When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets
When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me to read the printer's directions and try the job myself. Pleasantly surprised by his words, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?""Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to repair things themselves first."
My mother and I were standing at he check-out in the supermarket as the cashier scanned the things we bought. When the price of a bottle of orange juice was scanned as $4,, my mother said "It's only $3.95."The cashier stopped wheat she was doing and disappeared down one of the aisles to check the price. she soon returned and said that the price was $3.95. When she handed my mother the change, a five cent coin rolled onto the floor. Much to my amusement, as the cashier bent over to search for it, my mother said "Oh, don't bother, it's only five cents."Nie ma piekła poza tym światem, on nim
jest, nie ma diabła poza człowiekiem,
on nim jest! - goody goody , wikear 13/04/04 13:27
123 - No cóż, , sebtar 13/04/04 15:23
szczera prawda ;-)Demokracja to władztwo intrygantów,
wybieranych przez głupców.
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